Wednesday, September 9, 2009

wind in the willows

So, we were geocaching Monday (no, it's not one of my made up words... seriously, it's not). If you don't know, geocaching is where you head off to a participating park and using a GPS, (provided for free at the park or use your own) you play this high-tech game of hide-and-seek. It's pretty cool. It's also slightly dangerous in the hands of a five-year-old that is watching the arrow of the GPS move instead of where he was walking and tripping every quarter of a mile or so, but I digress.

We were on the second clue, heading out about half-a-mile with our coordinates and our clue: 'listen for the wind in the willows'. While Henry and my husband were programming in the next clue's coordinates, I was watching these few kids standing at what seemed to be mid-river. There was a tide coming in, it just rolled over the sand and the kids tried jumping over the tide. It was breathtaking, it was calling me.

I persuaded the rest of the family to go (well, Wu didn't need much persuading since he was already ready to take all of his clothing off and jump right in) and we walked in that direction. The sand was sticking to my sandals and rubbing my toes, but it didn't matter, the tide was calling me.

I led our little pack. As we neared the tide, I was the first to turn the corner and suddenly stopped, dumbfounded at what I saw. Along with a few families, was this woman; sitting up, reading her book beside her friend, topless.


Her willows were in the wind,


for everyone to see,


at a state park.


I quickly turned around and told everyone that 'the sand was gross; it was muddy, full of weeds and honestly, a little bit stinky.'

All of us walked back, I waved my hand for my husband to come over, whispering "There was a woman over there, topless!"

He responded "Well, did they look good?"

funny.

As witty as him, "No, they were tiny. They might be not be pancaked to her body like mine, but tiny."

My husband started to pretend-stretch his neck, like this might provide some opportunity for a sneak at his own personal 'cache' - the half naked woman behind us.

I called him out on it: "I told you, perky but tiny."

Disappointed, my husband gives up with a little shrug and an even smaller "OK."

Poor guy, I took the wind right out of his willow.


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168 comments:

Tamara Dawn said...

OMG you have me giggling! You took the wind right out of his willow...roflmao!!!!!

I have a GPS and totally forgot about Geocaching! Where do I find the hunts? Is there a site with that info? How fun!

mamammelloves said...

Funny! :) Happy SITS Day!

Tamara Dawn said...

Chicka! I had no idea you were the FB today! Congrats!!!!!!

Bridgette said...

Happy SITS day!

My boyfriend loves to go geocaching!!! I have been a couple of times myself.

Design It Chic said...

Oh this is to funny! Congrats on your big SITS day!! Happy Wednesday!

*visiting from SITS!

thatgirlblogs said...

here from sits and following!

Megan said...

LOL Hilarious!

Happy SITS Day!! =D

y u l z said...

Happy SITS day ~

Anonymous said...

HAHA ... love the perfect child post! Happy SITS day.

Melissa B. said...

Enjoy your SITS Day in the Sun!

Anonymous said...

I've been following you for a while and I find your posts hilarious. So glad you are the feature blogger at SITS today. you deserve it.

Sara Elizabeth said...

That's so funny!

Stoppin' over from SITS. Happy SITS day!

Sarahviz said...

You crack me up! Off to read more...enjoy your SITS day!

Favourite Vintage Finds said...

Wishing you a Happy SITS Day!

The Blonde Duck said...

Happy SITS day!

Jennifer said...

That was too funny! Happy SITS day!

Tania @ Larger Family Life said...

Congratulations on your SITS day!

Mary K Brennan said...

Too funny. Happy SITS Day!

Widge said...

You sound great! i'm here to stay :)

Unknown said...

My god friend geocaches all the time. I've even gone along with her. It's so fun! My GPS doesn't do coordinates, so I can't do it on my own. Happy SITS day!

PropellerHeadMom said...

Happy SITS Day! I love the "Her willows were in the wind" comment, very funny!!

Christina Lee said...

haha- I have heard of that activity and it's mighty popular too! You were describing my five year old- esp. the tripping part :)Happy SITS day!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Happy SITS Day!!

Lee said...

Happy SITS day! Love your blog!!

Doodles said...

That is too funny..and sounds so much like my husband. I hope you were able to have fun with the rest of your trip.

Stephanie Faris said...

I love your blog! Geocaching. I've never heard of that particular game but it sounds like fun! We're going to have to try it.

Happy SITS day!

2Wired2Tired said...

I already follow you, but wanted to say Happy SITS day! How exciting! I hope you get lots of comments and new followers, you deserve it, you're very funny!

mub said...

I love geocaching! I can't say that I've found a topless lady while caching though *L*

Anonymous said...

LOL this is great! My husband loves Geo Caching and he has drug me on many a hunt. The kids love it! I'm over from SitS - congratz on being featured today!!

Kathleen @ Measuring My Life said...

Never even heard of this - thanks for sharing a great story!

Happy SITS day and congrats on being the FB!!!

Anonymous said...

Well that would be shocking!

Happy SITS day!

Hannah said...

I needed that giggle this morning. Congrats on your SITS day!!

Mommys Online Garage Sale said...

Happy SITS Day!

Robin said...

Funny.......
We used to geocache.....just lost interest over the years.....but I have never heard of parks giving out gps for geocaching.....we had to fork out a good 400 for a tiny one years back.....hmmm....

Anyway....
Congratulations on your day in the SITS sun! Have a beautiful day

When Pigs Fly said...

Have a wonderful SITS day. The GPS game looks like great fun. What a terrific idea.

Barely Domestic Mama said...

I've heard of this geocaching...never tried it. Maybe when we get our GPS for Christmas we will have to give it a try. The willow story was too funny! :)

Congrats on being the FB over at SITS.

jewelstreet said...

lol. That sounds like something my Mr. Man might say.

Happy SITS Day!

confused homemaker said...

Happy SITS day!! Congrats, hope it's a great day:)

Unknown said...

Happy SITS day. Sure gave me the laugh I need this morning. Thanks for writting such a great blog. I will follow and be back.
Sheri
http://sherisstory.blogspot.com
http://miraclemomas.blogspot.com

Jen said...

I just heard about geocaching last week! My sister and her boys are doing it! Kind of crazy but neat too!

Happy SITS day! Hope you enjoy your special day!

Jen

Dee said...

LOL!!

Congrats on being featured!!!!

Kristin said...

Thanks for the giggles. I needed that. Visiting from SITS.

Cristin said...

Ha!! I totally would have pointed a half naked lady out to my hubby.

Happy SITS DAY!

Sincerely Iowa said...

OMG - Hard to believe someone would do this at a state park!

And, what is "SITS"?

Lauren From Texas said...

happy SITS day! cute kids and cute blog!

Kelley with Amy's Angels said...

HAPPY SITS DAY! From one Minnesota resident to another : )

Susan Cook said...

Stopping by from SITS. Funny story. A little strange someone would do that at a state park.

Have a great day :)

Atlanta said...

Looks like a fun day! I take the wind out of my husbands willows plenty of times. Dont feel bad. Its your Job. Somebody has to do it. My hubby is seriously a um...willow fan? So all the willows he likes to peek at are fine with me. Gives MY willows a break. Atleast thats the way I like to look at it.

Chanda the Eco-Cheap Mom said...

Goecaching sounds like fun! I've been wanting to get some hikes in this fall with the kids and this sounds perfect. Hubby will be excited about it too...especially if it involves topless women! I'd let him have a peek!

Glad I stopped over from SITS. I'll be following your blog. Congrats and enjoy your FB day!

Unknown said...

how cool that you like to geocache!
enjoy your day in the SITS-light!

Jingle said...

LOL! Too funny! Congrats on your SITS feature today!

Chanda said...

Oh my goodness! Too crazy :) Hope you have a great SITS day!!

JudyH329 said...

I enjoyed immensely reading your blog! You had me walking along with your family, I could visualize as you wrote. "She had her willows in the wind! Tiny, not perky!" Have a great day. Judy

Anonymous said...

HAAA! Oh my gosh. What a shock!

Unknown said...

Stopping by from SITS! congrats on being the FB!

Your post is so funny. Why would a woman be sitting topless in a state park??????

Mama-Face said...

haha. I thought geocaching was something only my part time redneck husband was into. (Not that there is anything wrong with a redneck.)

If the boobs were tiny; how were they blowing? Must have been a windy day. I might have to test this out today.Gravity might be an issue.

Happy Sits Day. btw, I love the design (and content of course) of your blog!

Jennifer said...

Visiting from SITS, enjoy your day! :)

Cute blog!!

Lori said...

Congrats on your SITS Day!

Anonymous said...

What an adventure! Quite a few years ago, a bunch of dads met for a sunday pick up soccer game. A british wife decided to change her shirt on the sides lines in front of God and everybody. Players crashed together. It sounded like bones splitting apart. That's just what they get for not keeping their eyes in their heads!

I bet the Geocaching didn't have those clues in there!

AmberRay said...

Cute story. What an unexpected "treasure" you found LOL But, nothing really surprises me anymore.

Kara @ His, Hers and Ours said...

Ha!! Too funny!! I love your sense of humor and about spit water on my screen at "I took the wind out of his willow" Classic!

Happy SITS day!!

Wendy said...

That was hilarious!
Just stopping by from SITS. Congrats on being the featured blogger today.

Drahdrah said...

Congrats on being the FB. Happy SITS day to you !

dominique said...

happy wednesday and happy sits :)

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

Great story....my hubby would have had to look too.
Im here from SITS...nice to meet you!

Beth's Blog said...

Happy sits day!

McVal said...

We love to Geocache! I haven't done it for a few weeks tho. Great story! LOL! Congrats on your facture in SITS!

Jayme said...

I've always wanted to try that... maybe this weekend we'll take the kids :)

Unknown said...

That was a hilarious post!
Congrats on being the FB!

Hope you find time to pay my blog a visit some day!

Christina - Rant Rave Roll said...

Hee Hee.... That's hilarious! I really want to take the kids geocaching. I think they would love it.

Congrats on being the SITS FB!!

Farmgirl Paints said...

Cute post. Men! Never fails does it??

Happy SITS day. I'm off to check you out!

Teresa @ ♥ Too Many Heartbeats ♥ said...

HAPPY SITS DAY! I hope it is really special and that you get lots and lots of comment love!

Blessings,

Teresa <><

http://toomanyheartbeats.blogspot.com/

Bethany said...

I had never heard of Geocaching which is a shame because we live near a lot of great parks and my kids would probably love it. I think I'll check into it.

Topless at the state park. I'm going to put this on my bucket list.
Mortify a family while inappropiately sunning topless at a family friendly venue. No one will call me small or perky even, I've breastfeed two kids.

Anna said...

That is so funny!!
We love geocaching, it is so much fun.
Happy SITS day!!

MamaOtwins+1 said...

I love it! Stopping by from SITS and I am so very intrigued by your blog. Going to read more!

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

I hope your day is full of fun visits!! Stopping from SITS to congratulate you...

Blessings,
LMM

Lana said...

Wow!

Is this also called letterboxing? (Well, minus the nakedness?)

Blessings to you! Enjoy your day!

www.ilovemy5kids.blogspot.com

Allison said...

So funny! You always have me cracking up! Topless at a state park! That's crazy!

Congrats on being SITS FB today! I was like OMG I know her! Totally deserved!

I've heard of the geocaching that sounds like total fun...I'll definitely have to check out if that's available in my area.

Okay is it just me or did everything I just wrote come off as Valley Girl...like gag me with a spoon!

LutherLiz said...

I swear, nothing like that ever happens to me. Of course leaving the house might help!

Nicole said...

stopping by from Sits! Wow! lol, thats pretty crazy to see a half naked woman in a park! I've seen them in Mexico or on a private beach maybe, but not a park!? btw love your name, "anti supermom" :)

Anonymous said...

great site, thanks for the geocahcing tip, totally fogot about it, but know my boys would have fun! stopping by from SITS

www.anniebakes.blogspot.com

Liz Mays said...

That was too much fun! Happy SITS day today!

I haven't tried geocaching but letterboxing, yes!

From Janes Oven said...

Hey Girl,

Happy SITS day!

Great blog~

Melissa said...

Happy SITS day! Congrats! Love geocaching. Love that you blogged about it. Going to look around.

Unknown said...

Hahahaha! The wind out of his willow! ROFL!!!

Mary | Deep South Dish said...

Honestly, some people.

Good Mornin' and Happy Feature Day!!

Jen Sue Wild said...

Super cute post!!
I will have to try geocashing sometime. It looks super fun!

Papier Creatif said...

Funny story ~ *Typical Man* ;)

Juls from SITS~

Unknown said...

Your bio says you aren't super, but after reading your posts, I would have to disagree with you on that!

Happy SITS day!

Lorie Shewbridge said...

Happy SITS day... congrats on being the FB, hope you have lots of visitors. Your children are adorable, and it looks like you had a wonderful day at the park.
Time to go visit your other posts.

Preschool Ponderings said...

Haha absolutely hilarious!

Unknown said...

Enjoy your SITS day!

Emmy said...

I can't believe her! What a great post. Congrats on being featured on SITS!

Anonymous said...

How funny! And probably a little awkward. And even a little more weird.

Anyway, I'm here to say that I'm so excited that you are today's Featured Blogger! Lucky ducky you! Although, this could also possibly mean that you will be joining us at SITScation in which case makes me so super giddy I don't know how to contain myself! Hope today is awesome!

Lora said...

I totally want to try geocaching!

Happy SITS day :0)

Michelle said...

Happy SITS day! We have geo-cached on several occasions. Lots of fun!

Kitty said...

What a fun story! Congrats on your big day!

JessicaTKC said...

Good one! Very funny and nice save!

Betsy B. Honest said...

cute story. lovely pics. visiting for SITS.

Meg said...

Amazing how many uses you can find for one phrase...

Happy SITS Day!

Meg said...

PS-I have actually heard of geocaching.

Star Forbis said...

Congrats on being the featured Blogger today! Cute Blog.

mommy4life said...

Been thinking about trying out the geocaching, maybe if hubby knew what we COULD encounter....

Mommy Reporter said...

Congrats on being the SITS girl on 09/09/09!!! What an honor!! I love the name of your blog by the way...

Jo said...

Congrats on being today's featured SITS girl!

Enjoy your day!
Peace, love and happiness,
~Jo
"Diary Of A Sad Housewife"

Helene said...

That's hysterical!! But it goes sound like a lot of fun!!

Congrats on your SIT day!

Alexa said...

i ♥ it... i mean literally ♥ your anti- isms!

and... we're are a total geocaching family, which I love love love!

♥ happy sits day!

Kristin said...

LOL... stopping by from SITS. Have a fantastic day!

Unknown said...

Have a great SITS day with your own "Willows"
T.

Tania said...

Love it Anti-Supermom! Happy SITS day! I'm following you!

Half of a Duo, Raising a Duo said...

Happy SITS day, friend...

Why didn't you take a pic of the woman's willows?

lol.

Bet she would have freaked. Or maybe not. Being as we live parttime on a Greek island, the beaches are filled with topless women and sometimes naked people, even on the most public of beaches.

I guess I will have to come up with a plan to explain why some people let the wind in their willows...

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

His poor little windless willow. But, hey she's not supposed to be putting the wind IN his willow. You are:)

Jennifer said...

Congrats on being featured blogger. I hope you have a great day.

Reeni said...

That is funny! And kind of gross. Came from SITS to say hi! Hope your having fun being featured today!

Brandie said...

Congrats on being the featured blogger! What a cool blog you have here:)!

RebeccaMom said...

I might have been more upset with my hubby! I guess I don't have a sense of humor when it comes to that!

Hope you have a great day SITSta!

Sammy said...

hahah that was a great laugh! :)

HAPPY SITS DAY! <3

Victoria said...

I love the layout on your blog! It is awesome! Happy SITS Day!

Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" said...

I didn't kow they give you a free GPS to use.

Happy SITS day!

Mama Bee said...

That hunt sounds like so much fun!

Me being a Pacific Northwestern, I stupidly thought it had something to do with geoducks (a local aquatic clam-ish thingy)!

Congrats on your big day! Mine was on Monday and all the comments made my brain (and ego) explode! Hope yours does too (in a good way). ;)

Sassy Chica said...

Great post, lmao!!!

Smooches,
Sassy Chica

visiting from sits...now following your Fabulous blog!

Anonymous said...

Happy SITS day! Fantastic blog btw!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

that was ab fab! congrats on your FB status!

Anonymous said...

what a funny story! Congrats on your special day :)

Krista said...

Happy SITS day!! Your blog is HILARIOUS!!! Keep them coming!! I'm gonna follow you for sure!!!! Oh ya... and now I'm inspired to go do geocaching!!

JaelCustomDesigns said...

Congrats on your SITS Day!

RuensOnTheRun said...

Funny! Happy SITS Day!

Melissa Miller said...

Congrats on your SITS Day! :)

Marrdy said...

What a funny story! Congrats on your SITS day!

Aryn said...

Wow - look at you! What is SITS? Wind in the Willow. Ha!

Michelle said...

OMG That is hilarious! Congrats on your SITS day. I just recently heard about geocaching and it sounds super fun. any clue whatsoever as to why she was just sitting there topless?

Mrs. M said...

Enjoy your day!

Jill from Killeny Glen said...

HEY there!!
Good stuff and I have NEVER tried geocaching but have heard that it is GREAT FUN!
From SITS!
Jill from The Glen

Tiffany said...

Happy SITS day!!! Yeah for you.

Debbie said...

What a story. I cannot in my wildest imagination consider being that self-confident!
Happy SITS day.

Mary-Jane said...

Nice one, We too have come across the naked people when geocaching..

Deb said...

Congratulations!

Hope you're enjoying your day.

Sweet dreams.

Robbie S. Redmon, LPC said...

Happy SITS Day!

Sandy said...

OMG you are seriously funny! Happy SITS Day. I know I'm late to say that but it's been that kind of day for me. Hope you enjoyed the attention!

xoxoKrysten said...

Happy SITS day lady!

Suzi said...

I have heard of geochaching. It sounds like fun and a great way to involve the kids in the great outdoors. Good for you!

Happy SITS Day!

Erin Bassett said...

Happy SITS day!!

That story cracked me up! I can't believe what some people will do in public.

Rachelle S said...

Happy SITS day! =)

amanda said...

145 comments?? holy hockey sticks!! will you even remember little ole me??

:)

LOOOOVVVEEE this post friend. and have i told you lately how much i puffy heart you? bc i do!

tori said...

great post! never heard of this before. I'd love to try it!

A Fist Full of Dandelions said...

Oh my! This was too funny!

I know what Geocaching is, but have never done it? How can I find parks that participate?

Happy SITS day!

Gabrielle said...

Awesome post as usual!! Hey from SITS!

KK said...

Happy SITS day!

Valerie said...

Lol funny! Congrats on being FB today. I hope you have had a wonderful SITS day!!

? said...

Funny as usual. Congrats on being the featured blog!

Shawn said...

Congrats on your FB SITS Day!!

Great blog----amazing story!! heh, heh...

Brigetta Schwaiger said...

My boys would love that game. Glad I came by from SITS.

floreta said...

wow i've never done geocaching but it looks kinda fun

Mesina said...

Congrats on your SITS day! haha, ahh what a site at a state park! I have to admit, even from what I've seen that's a little wot?! Here in Europe, women go topless on the beaches regularly, no one bats an eyelid. But a state park? She could have just stayed in her backyard to top up the tan! x

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! I told you perky but tiny! Lol!

Congrats on your sits day!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on being featured!

Liz Lane said...

Lol. Great writing.

Melanie @ Whimsical Creations said...

LOL. Happy sits day!

Cynthia said...

Happy SITS day to you. I love your post and photographs. Can't wait to read more.

Raising Z and Lil C said...

I have never heard of Geocaching. That sounds like so much fun! Happy SITS day (a day late) :)

Marketing Mama said...

OMG Beth - congrats on being the SITS featured blogger! :)

This story is funny - I'm surprised you didn't yell something at the naked woman. I would have had to say something...

Anonymous said...

Finally! SITS recognizes a blogger that is actually a good writer! I feel kinda special because I subscribed to you before you were SITS-famous. :-)

the BLAH BLAH BLAHger said...

OMG, I have some friends who geocache and I thought it was a joke at first. Too funny!

Hi from SITS!

Cougar Tales said...

Happy SITS Day!

- Cougar Tales
http://cougar-tales.blogspot.com

strokeofliving said...

Congratulations on your SITS day!

Anne~fiona and twig said...

Hilarious! Happy SITS day, and have a great weekend!
~ Anne

Rebecca said...

Wow. Where is the picture of her willows in the wind? I am disappointed.

BTW, what is that last photo at the end? I couldn't figure it out.

The Redhead Riter said...

Happy SITS day and thanks for the welcome.

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