Thursday, September 10, 2009

Are You There God? It's Me, Anti-Supermom

Dear God,

I'm so happy to see the you will be at Oktoberfest this year! Cold beer, juicy brats and the Divine Being all in one place. Awesome. In case you have been a little busy and missed the ad, here it is: Beer, Brats, & Mass, not necessarily in the order.




FYI, there will be 'No Cover Charge' if you arrive before 7PM, but being God at all, the omnipresent thing will probably work in your favor, that and being able to pull the I'm God/I'm famous-card, but the rest of us will have to bring the cash if we're missin' the mass.

You should probably make a point of printing this ad out, by the way, because it's worth a free brat or beer (nudge, nudge; you know which one I'm choosing, don't ya, God). I'd love to pull up a pew with you and drink a few to the 'good times'. Also, you better clear your dance card because I've got my dancing shoes on, after all it is Saturday night.

Looking forward to a fun night with ya, God.


Sincerely,
Anti-Supermom


PS- Will you be wearing your lederhosen? Just wondering, I don't want to miss you in the crowd.

26 comments:

Shan said...

My son went to Catholic school for kindergarten. We're not Catholic, so I was surprised at how much alcohol they had at EVERY SINGLE EVENT.

... The whole god-in-lederhosen thing? That's gonna leave a mark in my psyche, haha.

Liz Mays said...

I grew up in the wrong church. I didn't know that then, but I can clearly see it now.

Allison said...

So funny!

After all that beer and brats you'll be praying to the porcelin gods that's for sure. Are you sure Mass isn't being held in the bathroom?

Lee said...

That is hysterical! But what if you are Jewish?? No beer?? WAHHHHH!

Amanda {My Life Badly Written} said...

The church will do amazing things to get people to 'join' these days LOL! Hope you have a great night!!

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm I <3 Oktoberfest. I need to find out when it comes to Dallas so I can get my beer 'n brat (but no God) on! Although I can't drink around the baby. It makes me feel like a bad mom.

thatgirlblogs said...

goody,but I hope the MASS isn't 8 hours long? sounds like a bait and switch.

Jayme said...

LMAO that's hysterical!

leigh hewett said...

I'm sure that God is having a huge laugh about that. I'm convinced that the almighty has a great sense of humor.

Where did you find that ad?

XO
Leigh

Bethany said...

Sounds like a timeshare. Sit through this mass, (or if you are unfamiliar with mass it's more like sit/stand/kneel/sit/stand/kneel)you get BEER and brats.

Also love the choice of words on the coupon. REDEEM for your free alcohol. Or is it free alcohol will redeem you? I'm so confused.

Half of a Duo, Raising a Duo said...

Clever! Way to lure in new parishoners!

Anonymous said...

LOL I'm sure if God gets your letter, he'll wrap it up in a pretty ribbon and save it with all his other favorite letters ;)

Mmmm beer and brats!

Mrs. M said...

Haha....I hope God doesn't get heartburn.

kayerj said...

who knew?

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

I can only imagine how much the brats and beer will intensify the service.

Heidi said...

Has the collection plate run so low that they are now resorting to bribing church goers?
In my church we try this tactic quarterly. But we don't get the beer, or the brats. We get luke warm water and cheap hotdogs. I think I might have to look into changing religions. Where was that church again?
If you'd like to stop by my blog I'm at Cake Crumbs.

Unknown said...

Ha! Why have I never gone to an Oktoberfest with Mass?! Now THAT'S my kind of Mass :)

Ps--your Ps had me cracking up! Haha!

Anonymous said...

I'm visiting from SITS. I'm late, but I'm here. :)

amanda said...

sounds like a night to remember :)

scrappysue said...

that's funny. has it offended anyone yet???

hope your sits day was a fun one!

Amelia Sprout said...

That is a passive/aggressive ad. I love it!

God wears Lederhosen every other Thursday, just for fun.

tori said...

this is not the church I grew up in! I may need to switch.

Evonne said...

Beer, brats, and mass? Odd combo, but hey, whatever works! Sounds like a good time.

Wisconsin Parent said...

We saw an action-figure Jesus with glow in the dark hands today! Do all miracles come with glow in the dark hands?

scrappysue said...

hey - thanks for stopping by! did i leave a comment already - i forget!!! hope your sits day went well

Terra Heck said...

Hilarious! Unfortunately, that could very well be an ad for an event here. Catholic events are famous here, whether you support the religion or not simply because of the beer and music.

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