I'm so happy to see the you will be at Oktoberfest this year! Cold beer, juicy brats and the Divine Being all in one place. Awesome. In case you have been a little busy and missed the ad, here it is: Beer, Brats, & Mass, not necessarily in the order.
FYI, there will be 'No Cover Charge' if you arrive before 7PM, but being God at all, the omnipresent thing will probably work in your favor, that and being able to pull the I'm God/I'm famous-card, but the rest of us will have to bring the cash if we're missin' the mass.
You should probably make a point of printing this ad out, by the way, because it's worth a free brat or beer (nudge, nudge; you know which one I'm choosing, don't ya, God). I'd love to pull up a pew with you and drink a few to the 'good times'. Also, you better clear your dance card because I've got my dancing shoes on, after all it is Saturday night.
Looking forward to a fun night with ya, God.
Sincerely,
Anti-Supermom
PS- Will you be wearing your lederhosen? Just wondering, I don't want to miss you in the crowd.
26 comments:
My son went to Catholic school for kindergarten. We're not Catholic, so I was surprised at how much alcohol they had at EVERY SINGLE EVENT.
... The whole god-in-lederhosen thing? That's gonna leave a mark in my psyche, haha.
I grew up in the wrong church. I didn't know that then, but I can clearly see it now.
So funny!
After all that beer and brats you'll be praying to the porcelin gods that's for sure. Are you sure Mass isn't being held in the bathroom?
That is hysterical! But what if you are Jewish?? No beer?? WAHHHHH!
The church will do amazing things to get people to 'join' these days LOL! Hope you have a great night!!
Mmmmm I <3 Oktoberfest. I need to find out when it comes to Dallas so I can get my beer 'n brat (but no God) on! Although I can't drink around the baby. It makes me feel like a bad mom.
goody,but I hope the MASS isn't 8 hours long? sounds like a bait and switch.
LMAO that's hysterical!
I'm sure that God is having a huge laugh about that. I'm convinced that the almighty has a great sense of humor.
Where did you find that ad?
XO
Leigh
Sounds like a timeshare. Sit through this mass, (or if you are unfamiliar with mass it's more like sit/stand/kneel/sit/stand/kneel)you get BEER and brats.
Also love the choice of words on the coupon. REDEEM for your free alcohol. Or is it free alcohol will redeem you? I'm so confused.
Clever! Way to lure in new parishoners!
LOL I'm sure if God gets your letter, he'll wrap it up in a pretty ribbon and save it with all his other favorite letters ;)
Mmmm beer and brats!
Haha....I hope God doesn't get heartburn.
who knew?
I can only imagine how much the brats and beer will intensify the service.
Has the collection plate run so low that they are now resorting to bribing church goers?
In my church we try this tactic quarterly. But we don't get the beer, or the brats. We get luke warm water and cheap hotdogs. I think I might have to look into changing religions. Where was that church again?
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Ha! Why have I never gone to an Oktoberfest with Mass?! Now THAT'S my kind of Mass :)
Ps--your Ps had me cracking up! Haha!
I'm visiting from SITS. I'm late, but I'm here. :)
sounds like a night to remember :)
that's funny. has it offended anyone yet???
hope your sits day was a fun one!
That is a passive/aggressive ad. I love it!
God wears Lederhosen every other Thursday, just for fun.
this is not the church I grew up in! I may need to switch.
Beer, brats, and mass? Odd combo, but hey, whatever works! Sounds like a good time.
We saw an action-figure Jesus with glow in the dark hands today! Do all miracles come with glow in the dark hands?
hey - thanks for stopping by! did i leave a comment already - i forget!!! hope your sits day went well
Hilarious! Unfortunately, that could very well be an ad for an event here. Catholic events are famous here, whether you support the religion or not simply because of the beer and music.
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