Tuesday, May 5, 2009

What's that? I have something on my upper lip?

The curse of being brunette.

I have a vivid memory of my 5th grade best friend laughing at me as she noticed my hairy (even in the 5th grade, people) upper lip shimmering in the sun's rays coming through our small school bus window. (I spent the remainder of my busing years looking out of said window, praying that I would soon be old enough for my school permit and therefore able to drive myself to school without further 'notice' of my hairy upper lip.) Yes, me and my mustache have a long history together.

But this post isn't about hairy lipped mustaches, but it's about the milky kind. Support my good ol' Iowa, milk farmin' background and leave me a comment about how good I look in a mustache which I was forced to darken for you to completely visualize (or just leave me a comment if you want a chance to win a great prize pack with an envy-inspiring got milk t-shirt, a hat, frisbee, lanyard and more).


For those in the Twin Cities area get your own, free mustache (of the milky kind) photograph. Click here for details on the family-friendly, fun and free The got milk? tour going on in 2 weeks. Did I mention it's free?

11 comments:

Marketing Mama said...

That is a cute picture of you, even with a darkened mustache.

I just started bleaching mine a few weeks ago. TMI?

Corine (@ComplicatedMama) said...

I like the stash... its a nice look lol jk....

Elly said...

So, its about inner beauty anyways right?I think you look great, no matter what. Greasy mustache, chocolate ice cream mustache, or whatever. And yes, I wax mine monthly also..

saucersrus said...

I can't imagine why you would want to get out of riding that wonderful "Frankville" school bus!!

amanda said...

u r one hot mustache mama :)

LutherLiz said...

I think the 'stache goes with the Miss America banner well! Very....distinguished.

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

That's one hot mustache!

Anonymous said...

You'll have to tell me where in Iowa you are from. Being that I am an Illinois girl myself, I want to know how close we may have ever lived! At least your mustachse grows on your upper lip. Mine seems to grow on my chin!

Anonymous said...

HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! My body hair is blonde so I could go YEARS without shaving my legs and I never have had to worry about my facial fuzzies. WITH THAT SAID, during my pregnancy I grew these coarse black whiskers on my stomach that I keep plucking and they keep coming back! It's AWESOME.

A Crafty Mom said...

Truly, you can't have a face that gorgeous without having to endure a few flaws :) It's a curse.

I'm drop dead gorgeous but have to contend with werewolf like fur protruding from my ears.

Hmmmmmmm . . . am I telling the truth?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Unknown said...

I've had mine waxed a few times... why does it keep coming back? Apparently, it doesn't get the hint.

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