Me: "Wu Wu, we all love you and we are here today because we love you. You have to see that this baby crack/training toothpaste is causing huge problems."
Wyatt: "baa-baab"
Me: "You haven't been the same baby since discovering this training toothpaste. Don't you know that 'baby crack's first ingredient is sorbitol? (Now I start feeling like it's my fault since I was gestational diabetic with Wyatt and probably had a gallon of sorbitol during my pregnancy to get my sugar fix). It is all my fault, you don't have to be like me."
Wyatt: "wah, wah"
Me: "This is just a gateway to other forms of baby crack. This isn't going to lead anywhere good. I'm really starting to worry about your future."

(Thanks OHMommy for introducing me to PhotoFunia)
13 comments:
This whole baby crack thing is so funny! I love the mug shot.
my c has a baby crack problem... we hid it... now we have a problem getting our teeth brushed... i might have to go back to letting him suck on the bottle.
Oh no! An intervention really is in order, isn't it?
ps - a girl I went to high school with worked on that show, behind the scenes!
Oh! You are a wizard with Photoshop. That is hilarious :). I've been away several days and it is good to come home and look at your funny blog!
LOL!!!! I love that photo - although it's pretty scary! That toothpaste is nasty, I finally bought some all natural stuff . . . although apparently it tastes pretty darn good too, b/c my two year old used to eat it all the time :-)
honey that picture is hilarious and oh-so wrong at the same time!!
That is too funny.
I hope he can stop on his own so you don't need rehab!
That mug shot is a riot!
Thanks for the laugh this morning :)
Funny! Maybe you should write to the company or something that makes that stuff?
Hilarious!!!
I have to check out that photo site.
You better get that crack out of the house before your baby starts turning tricks to get his fix! I can see him now, kissing old grannies for cash.
Girl you better believe that photo page will become a part of my arsenal. Thanks for mentioning it.
my sides are aching from laughing soo hard!!
You are *too* funny! That picture is totally scarey! You should print that out and save it for a card when he graduates highschool...if your the kind of person who can remember. Me? No. My husband? Yes.
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