Henry saw the ripped open underwear package in the trash of the bathroom. He immediately asked to see them like we were some sort of underwear kindred spirits since I purchased him some of those preschool-sized boxer briefs (his little butt looks so cute in them) at the same time. I walked into our bedroom, pulled opened the drawer and replied "okay".Hold on. Did I say that I had an underwear package, meaning purchased in plastic and containing three to five pairs - gasp, together?
Yes, I did.
I do not buy my underwear hanging from a puffy, velvety hanger costing $9 a pair. My underwear was not displayed on a four-way or t-stand along with other seasonal coordinated underwear. My underwear, unfortunately, did not come infused with the overkill of perfume from the store and/or employees of said puffy, velvety hanger store.
I do not buy my underwear hanging from a puffy, velvety hanger costing $9 a pair. My underwear was not displayed on a four-way or t-stand along with other seasonal coordinated underwear. My underwear, unfortunately, did not come infused with the overkill of perfume from the store and/or employees of said puffy, velvety hanger store.
I've been in those store. You would find me in the back, rummaging through the bargain/sale bin searching for the hard-to-find sale underwear that happens to be a cute print and not a thong. (Can you believe the ones in the picture are actually underwear - can you say wedgie?)
So, how did Henry respond to my cute pairs of underwear; he said "fancy Mom". Of course, I agreed with him.
(If you choose to use the word panties instead of underwear in the comments of this post, I may choose to delete your comment).
Just teasing, I relish in all things comment related.
15 comments:
and that would be me friend right next to you digging through the same sale bins.
long live the 3-5 pack of undies!!
underpants are sold individually? whoa...someone needs to call Walmart!
panties :)
haha, i so hear you. i hate that word! i also hate butt floss. what is the point?
hipster is as trendy as I get.
That was great! I love it! I can just picture him saying that, even though i have never heard him talk. I think I would have pissed myself a little.
Those are some smokin', sexy underwear. Yeah, those words just don't go together. You can use sexy and underwear in relation. Sexy and panties yes. Pretty and underwear...that's doable.
Pfft! 5 pack panties? You obviously didn't buy at Le Costco.
I like to think I'm generally stylishly dressed on the outside but underneath my clothing I'm wearing Walmart granny panties...what can I say...they're comfortable!!
LOL
My girls say panties and my older son started calling underwear 'panties'. Needless to say daddy flipped out ;)
I hate floss panties too!
You are too funny!
I buy in bulk or sale....no question about it!
LOL Did you go all crazy and get new undies for Valentine's Day :-)? I recently found a pack of five at a store near my house - they were organic from bamboo (not sexy at all!) and only $10!! Love them.
My daughter went through an awkward moment with the word "Panties" when my mom came over for a visit. Underwear is the term used @ home and she's like "eww, why does grandma kept saying panties?!" LOL!
i'm again w/ you...
Haha, too funny! Ya know, after the birth of my 3rd daughter, I just can't find myself putting on a thong anymore. My husband, just the other day asked..."Are you EVER going to wear a thong again hun?" My answer..."probably not, don't you love my mom butt just the way it is?" He answered right of course.
Jamie :-)
I just got a good deal on three pairs of undies from the Gap - they look as though they could have come together in a pack too, but they certainly make me happy. Congrats on the new additions to your underwear drawer.
Ah yeah. I wear UNDERWEAR, too - the kind bought in super-packs. They are cotton and do not contain itchy lace or wedgie-making-strings. My non-mom friends make fun of my UNDERWEAR. (That's you, Rachel.) I like my UNDERWEAR. They are comfortable and stay out of my butt crack.
All I can say is if your undies stay where they should more power to you. I guess it's because I have no butt to speak of, but any underwear I put on goes up my butt crack. So if it's regular underwear it's 6 inches of fabric up there instead of that skinny flossy string. Yup, it's thongs all the way for me. Otherwise I spend all day picking the wedgie out of my butt, and that's just not attractive.
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