What make my mommy hot
in his words:
in his words:
-Earrings (the longer, the fancier)
-Sparkly eyes
-Big smile
So sweet, isn't it?-Sparkly eyes
-Big smile
Which really should make me look past some of the other things but...
-I'm bald
-The circle that you would assume is my stomach is not (Henry informed me that this is my butt, because 'he didn't know how to draw my tummy'). Apparently, I'm flat chested and have quite a large butt to him. (Bonus though, I have super skinny arms and legs and don't even need to bother with feet).
-Lucky for me, the crying toddler, with no arms, standing next to me doesn't deter from me still being a hot mom.
Thank goodness because toddlers 
-The circle that you would assume is my stomach is not (Henry informed me that this is my butt, because 'he didn't know how to draw my tummy'). Apparently, I'm flat chested and have quite a large butt to him. (Bonus though, I have super skinny arms and legs and don't even need to bother with feet).
-Lucky for me, the crying toddler, with no arms, standing next to me doesn't deter from me still being a hot mom.
17 comments:
Beth. I love this picture. Annika drew one of me before I lost weight, the "fat mommy" and of now, in a bikini, which is pink with green polka dots. It's very funny, but I like her detail on the new mommy. Old mommy was blobish. I love your sparkly eyes. And they do sparkle, so be glad he noticed.
When my daughter was three she was helping me fold some underware, mostly hers. Then she came across of pair of mine and said "Whoa, whose are these?"
You gotta love 'em. :-)
Dang girl, I always knew you were hot!!! But since you so rarely post pictures of yourself, I just kept oogling all of the other ones (like the one where you got nailed in the forehead). But this. This is the creme de la creme of hottness pictures! You really should use it as your profile pic. Much more telling of your true features. heehee
This is soooooo funny! I love love love this!
Well, at least he didn't draw two lopsided circles on your chest and tell you they were your "boobs". Thanks Calvin. I think you're hot, for what it's worth. :-)
Love it!! You are one HOT Mom!!
At least he got the sparkly eyes right.
if only i could whistle.
whew whew
hot mama is right :)
That is too funny! I can't wait to see how my kids see me.
You are a hotty!
Love the picture :) You are such a hot mom!
I love it...too cute!
Totally HAWT mom, for sure :-) Love the picture - that's a keeper for sure!
Good thing about it is that you at least have a very sparkly eyes! :)
hey thanks for leaving a comment on my blog. So...did you find anything useful about pencil tests? I remember blogging about how I stopped passing the test after I became a mum.
Ha ha ha ha. When Bel went to the doctor recently, one of the developmental tests they had was for her to draw a person. If she drew six body parts, she "passed." She drew a woman, and she included two very obvious breasts. There were no other parts on the trunk of the body. Just two floater boobs.
awwww! such sweet and precious comments from your little one... treasure them! stay hot!
You crack me up. And YES, I'm still here.
And why not? My kids are all playing outside in the sunshine and no one is in here with me...
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