Monday, July 27, 2009

wish you were there

I wish that you were sitting next to me at BlogHer, helping me laugh at the feeling of me being the only blogger there without millions of followers and hundreds of comments per post. That you were sitting next to me at one of the several dozen tables dimly lit with the fluorescent glow of five hundred or so laptops open at any given time, rolling your eyes at the need to be on Twitter 37+ hours a day. That you could have smiled and nodded along with me at the women that appear to be shocked that I have never heard of their blog before.

I wish you could have been there to grab the over hundred dollars worth of swag stuff, together laughing at the idea that we are in a 'recession'. That you and I could have been getting free chair massages side-by-side, jumping into the photo booth and possibly, just possibly getting up on stage and singing a little karaoke Dancing Queen. That we could have drank the free Goose Island beer and fancy, I-can't-remember-their-name cocktails, squeezing in the last free one right before last call. That you and I could have gone to the McDonald's After Hours Party on the top floor of the hotel and eaten 3 or 4 cheeseburger each, from the burger buffet and then hidden all evidence under the linen tablecloth.

That would have been awesome.

Next year, okay?

Until then, I'm packing up most of my swag stuff and giving it to one of you. I'm calling it my "Wish You Were There, You Better Get Your A$$ To Next Year's New York BlogHer" Giveaway.

I love you guys and I really do wish you were there.




Highlights of the package:
$10 Lands End gift card with free shipping promo card
A 'designed for women' level with keyhole locators
Build-A-Bear bear with code for a free bear tee
Strawberry Shortcake Action Figure with DVD
Strawberry Shortcake: Lemon Meringue - soft figure
Hanes Sport Socks
A Go Girl (hee-hee)
a great canvas bag
and a few other nice surprises

43 comments:

Genny said...

I heard that you get a ton of stuff at Blogher. Looking forward to hearing more about it!

By the way, you won the giveaway at my blog. Stop by when you have a minute--it's on today's Mom-Monday post. :)

Lori said...

Too funny! I had posted this weekend about wondering if anyone who attended Blogher would give their freebies away as a consolation prize to those of us who couldn't make it!! Glad you are doing it!

RuensOnTheRun said...

We wish we were there too!

Anonymous said...

Someone wrote somewhere (I think it was Smart Ass Mom) that they were given advice to not be disappointed when she got there because more people would not know who she was, then did.
I totally would have sat there with you and giggled about who was being diva like! You had me at burger buffet. I hope you still had a great time!

saucersrus said...

It's not about how many followers you have, it's about how much the followers you have LOVE you!!! I always get excited to see a new post from you and wish I could have been there with you.

LutherLiz said...

I would have loved to go, even full in the knowledge that no one would know who I am, if only for the chance to be a wallflower in a room of hilarious and extraordinary women.

Rebecca said...

Sounds fun?

Capital Mom said...

Totally wish I had been there. That would have been fun!
You are making me nervous about next year though. Will I fit in? More importantly will you be there to laugh at all of it with? I bought my ticket!

Mandy said...

Wish I was there! :) Maybe next year.

Miss Lisa said...

I wish I was there too--I KNOW I would have had fun hangin' with ya!

amanda said...

i can't tell you how happy this post makes me...for so many reasons.

can't wait till next year friend :)

Anonymous said...

I didn't know you were going! Probably because you aren't on Twitter. HAHAHA. I didn't go. It's expensive! It seems like everyone there has sponsorship that pays for their trip. I guess if I ever want to go I'll have to find a sponsor. Maybe next year!

Babybear Scraps said...

If I'd known about all that free stuff, I'd have been there. Of course, I'm pregnant and those free can't-touch-em cocktails might have put me over the edge. I'm seriously considering it for next year though.

Unknown said...

What a bunch of junk... I HAVE to have it!!! :) I'm glad you had fun.

Laurie said...

Sounds like you had a great time and got some great freebies!

Kristen said...

Seroiusly friend, I am so there with the eye rolling!! Sounds fabulous and New York sounds great! Hoping life is a little more settled for me at that point, and then last call and burger bar here I come!!

Loving this post you wrote friend! :) Hugs to you, and glad you got a weekend away!

Wisconsin Parent said...

You are such a great writer! I know what you did in the photo booth and I have the black and white evidence on my fridge to prove it. Thanks for being there, my iPhone-less, Twitter-free, text-challenged "no network" partner in crime. Off to find compromising ass dance photos from the karaoke night. Oh, and I KNOW your blog. We just suck at catching trains on time.

kristine said...

Well, since I've already won - I'm not entering this contest. Just wanted to say... it wold be fantastic to have been thee. Maybe next year???

AiringMyLaundry said...

I wish I could have been there!

I'm going to try to go next year. I'm just worried no one will talk to me.

Don Mills Diva said...

It was great to meet you Beth - you are as cute as a button!

OHmommy said...

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for saying Hi. It was so nice to see you in person. Not many people said hi to me.

fluke_boy said...

Iowahawk commanded me to "say 'hi' from Uncle Stupid". So, "hi" from Uncle Stupid.

Socal Bill said...

Fluke boy beat me to it but another Hi! from your Uncle Stupid!
You and Iowahawk rule.

Lynette said...

Great Post - Stopping in from SITS and wish you were here to laugh at some of the stuff I have to go through!!

Happy Hump Day - stop by my blog and enter my first giveaway -

http://lynetteslam.blogspot.com/2009/07/xpres-urself-etsy-style.html

Multiple personalities.. said...

Looks like an awesome stash of swag! Glad you had a lot of fun at Blogher. I'm still a beginner blogger, and I'm really thinking of attending next year. I hear so much great stuff about on the blogs I read. Thanks for the giveaway offer!

The Rantings of a Drama Queen's Mum said...

Very cool stuff. That's great that you are doing a giveaway of your swag stuff.

Lisa said...

I would have totally been with you wondering who some of these people were...and without hundreds of followers or comments. I guess someday I may be "In" right?

Stopping by from SITS to say hi....will be back!

KatBouska said...

Look at what a sweetheart you are!

It sounds like this years Blogher even was somewhat of a disaster! I did hear a couple funny stories of women who were shocked people had not heard of their blogs. Good grief...because there's only about a bajillion blogs out there.

Are you glad you went?

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

I wish I was there, too! Hope you had a great time..those are some awesome goodies you got!

I sure was wondering what you were going to do with that Strawberry Shortcake...she used to be my favorite!

Gretchen said...

I hope you made some connections with people. I'm sure being a blogger without hundreds of comments, you are in the majority, not the minority!

Just stoppin by from SITS. Have a great day!

MamaOtwins+1 said...

LOL - I attempted to join Blogher the other day, but then I got confused. (I too am new at the blog world) So I decided Sits was a lot easier.

I'm also glad I'm not the only one who doesn't tweet.

Tamara Dawn said...

LMAO really? A Go-Girl? WTF?? ROFLMAO man oh man that cracks me up!

Oh and if I were at BlogHer I would totally be sitting next to you. You are way cooler than those million follower bloggers.

The burger buffet sounds like fun - esp the drunk gals in the McD's hats!

Marina@EBMR said...

How generous!!! Blog Her NY...Hmmmm....hope hope hope!


Marina (SITS)
http://energizerbunnysmommyreports.blogspot.com/search/label/BTSC%20Giveaways-Back to School Giveaway Carnival Day 4

Michelle said...

I may have stopped with 2 burgers and given you my drinks...but we could have had fun!

I'll take your swag.

tori said...

just found your blog thru Mad Boasting of a Cheapskate Mom and I'm loving your blog!

Sarah Brown said...

I wish I was there to...I could have been the girl next to you trying to find me way as well!=) Thanks for stopping by today.

Aspen Real Life said...

I love your post. It has been difficult for me to know that I missed a great opportunity by not attending the Blogher conference.

Thanks for allowing me to live vicariously through you.

Perhaps I'll be there next year.

typicalchick said...

Looks cool! Would love to win it!

Buttercup said...

Your blog is great, Not sure how I stumbled on it, but glad I did.

Becky said...

Sounds like you had a great time! Wish I could of been there.

Summer said...

That is just crazy that people were on their computers so much!

Insane.

I'll go next year and roll my eyes with you!

Carys said...

I was reading all those tweets from the 24/7 twitterers and wondering what exactly they were gleaning from the experience if they spent the entire time tweeting about all the fun they were having :D

Carys said...

I was reading all those tweets from the 24/7 twitterers and wondering what exactly they were gleaning from the experience if they spent the entire time tweeting about all the fun they were having :D

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...