Wednesday, August 12, 2009

a dozen little 'good mommy' rewards

I hate grocery shopping, like scotch tape my eyeballs open and throw me into a pine tree, kind of a hate. Even worse, missing my weekend shopping trip, meaning I have to skip my Monday night's mind numbing hours of HGTV including House Hunters, where I sit yelling at the television for people complaining about the yearly taxes of a house, try living in Minneapolis, seriously people.

So, I'm grocery shopping, it's 9PM on a Monday night.

When I'm forced to shop after my kiddos go to bed/'Mommy's Zone Out time', I like to reward myself with a little treat, a little something special for being a 'good mom' and putting something on the table other than Easy Mac (which I love and often ponder why they even sell the stove top kind anymore, but I digress).

Most of my time, behind the wheels of the cart, is spent throwing things in and looking up and down the aisles for the best possible good job grocery shopping, Mommy - reward.

Finally I spied it: a temporary price reduction (a TPR, if you aren't not familiar with those awesome little, yes - I'm cheap, orange stickers) on a box of a dozen donuts. It was the last box and it didn't include any of those fake cake, only pretending to be a donut, donuts. Perfection. At $4.99, absolute perfection.

At home, when I place my white box of a dozen little 'good mommy' rewards on the counter, my husband asks: "Who's going to eat that many donuts?"

11 hours later, which is including 7 hours of me sleeping, I'd eaten 3.625 donuts. The .625 came from eating the last of Wyatt's because I just couldn't bear to put it down the garbage disposal. I came to the realization, it would probably be me who'd eat them all.

So I stacked them all nice on a glass plate, wrapped them in saran wrap and sent them to work with my husband as a gesture of thanks.

Thank you, employer of my husband, for keeping him employed in this crappy economy, please accept this plate of (day old, make that two since he brought them in the next day. Come to think of it, they were on TPR, so they could even be 3 days old by the time they reached his office - OK, so possibly 3 days old) crappy donuts.

22 comments:

  1. Scotch tape and pine trees.. LMFAO! I'd heart grocerie shopping if I DIDN'T have to take all four of my kidlets and half the time The DH too. They are loud, no help and cost me more at the check out.

    I'm going to get super stale donuts to send to my hubby's employer, The Federal Government.. just to say "poo on you".. sound good?

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  2. You are HILARIOUS! That scotch tape/pine trees analogy was genius!

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  3. I can't believe Wyatt left .375 of a donut behind!

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  4. I'm impressed by your self-control (sending the donuts to your husband's office)! Way to go! Just dropping in from SITS

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  5. Haha! I think I would've eaten the entire box to myself and hidden it from everyone else. Tough one! :) Stopping by from SITS and hope you have a great day.

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  6. I do that too. Like, my daughter is still alive and she's happy so I deserve jewelry!

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  7. LOL...loved the pine tree analogy.

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  8. The mommy reward I bought last night was a 12ct box of mini-drumsticks. YUMMY!!! Too bad my teenagers found them while I was asleep :(

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  9. "like scotch tape my eyeballs open and throw me into a pine tree, kind of a hate" - that's some serious hate honey!!

    and now i need donuts :)

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  10. I seriously ate over 1/2 a package of Oreos in the last 24 hours. I have no self control. My husband knows this. I think he likes me fat because he brought home another package today. Do you want some Oreos? Somebody help me!!

    You crack me up! I love HGTV too! I yell at the tv when they ask "So Which One did they pick?" I always KNOW which one they picked and I have to yell at the tv because I am right...Boo-Yah!

    I need a life...

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  11. Hi, I just discovered your blog. Your kids are adorable and you're doing a great job.
    I'm with you, totally anti supermom, just trying to do my best; juggling all and failing sometimes.

    Julia :)

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  12. LOL...I was wondering what to do with some "day-olds" of my own...maybe I'll send them in to work with my wife, as a "thank you", of course. That was great.

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  13. You're right "cake donuts" don't count!

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  14. 3 day old donuts? Men? You KNOW they ate them.

    I have no right to talk smack, actually, because I would've eaten them myself.

    I love House Hunters.

    Stopping by from SITS.

    :D

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  15. I totally, totally, totally! swore you were going to say you ate all of them! At which I would have given you a big high five! Although I'm sure 3.625 waas enough to fill a belly. If they were chocolate, I probably could have eaten 4. or 5.179.

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  16. OMG--I loved the whole scotch tape on your eyes and pine tree line!! I am dying laughing over here!

    And I agree--all of us mommy's deserve a good mommy reward! Especially when stuck having to do the grocery shopping AND missing your favorite show lineup!

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  17. darn you, now i want donuts. not enough to go grocery shopping at 9 pm though. ;)

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