My sister and I have an idea for an invention for a nose warmer. It looks sort of like one of these Pee Pee Teepee things but with a large rubber band attached to it (yes, our patent is pending... don't think of stealing it).The only problem is, even if we made it with some sexy lady cheetah print, it would still be, well, ugly.
But don't you love our resourcefulness. You have hats to keep heads warm, boots to keep your feet warm; what about our noses? You can only wear turtlenecks pulled over your nose so many times in a week until people start to think that you have A) a hickey (ah... high school) or B) something growing under there.
Yes, we are a resourceful bunch
and Wyatt is clearly my child.
He's into boxing right now, but no, I'm not going to get my three year old a pair of gloves to beat up his brother while his sitting helpless on the toilet. So, he takes off his socks, puts them on his hands and calls them his boxing hands.
Today, he decided that it would be fun to wear his boxing gloves for eating lunch.
Plus, he said that his hands were cold.
My nose is freezing right now, I could sure use a nose warmer. :)
ReplyDeleteYou and your son are both brilliant! Where can I buy one of those nose warmers?!
ReplyDeleteP.S. If you made them look like animal noses, would that be cuter? People wear animal ear hats ALL the time. I'll take 10% of the profits from that, thanks. ;)
I know I'm weird, but I love a cold nose, lol. And socks have been used for worse in my house. I think it's darling that he's using them for boxing gloves! Though he might not like me using the word darling.
ReplyDeleteOK, I'll bite, what's a pee pee teepee?
ReplyDeleteMy nose freezes, especially at night. I want someone to knit one for me.
Resourceful!
ReplyDeleteAnd how did you get him to eat pasta? Mad thinks it's evil stuff, no matter how we try serving it.
Oh, that's some resourcefulness.
ReplyDeleteNow, about that cold nose...what about pulling your scarf up over it? Just an idea. I'm not from the north, so maybe it's stupid, but that's what I do.
Seriously! My nose is SO COLD RIGHT NOW and I could definitely use a nose warmer.
ReplyDeleteI just LOVE the days I get a shout out on the blog. Maybe I'll FB it 'cause I'm just that excited about it.
Let's get to work on designs/brand. Maybe we can call it, "The Nosy Cosy" or something similar. They would make perfect holiday gifts!
XOXO - A
The part about Woo beating up his poor potty-ing brother made me snort Sprite out my nose. It burns.
ReplyDeleteAbout The Nosy Cosy: you'd have to do something about the major rivers of snot that run out of childrens' noses. That could get really gross, really fast.
Oh what a great idea! My nose is often cold. And I am impressed by his sock hand eating skills.
ReplyDeleteLove your nose warmer idea - my nose gets soooo cold and I hate it! My boobs tend to get a little cold too though. Got a solution for that?
ReplyDeleteyou and your sister are awesome.
ReplyDeleteAWWW hes adorable.. and im so buying your nose warmer
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