conversations in my head

So, January was lots of fun. I got to meet 50 or so bloggers in life real. It was amazing, really amazing but here are some conversations I had going on in my head:

At Cupcake 10:

-OMGosh, I can't believe we are sitting around the counter in the kitchen, surrounded by food, the entire day.
-Will people notice that I have my jeans unbuttoned?
-Are people thinking 'Wow, Anti-Supermom is much fatter in real life than I expected'
-Are people also thinking 'Anti-Supermom is a lame-o, going to bed at 10:30 at night, geesh!'

At the Minnesota Blogger Volunteer Event:

-I'm sorry if I'm wincing as I talk to you while you eat your spicy lettuce wraps
-I'm also sorry if I'm uncomfortably holding my stomach in fear that I might throw up into your glass of white wine.
-Yes, I did just steal your chair - I thought you were socializing, stop making me feel bad.

So, I'm *not* (I hope) fatter than you expected, I actually really like food, wine and people, I can usually handle staying up until midnight or so and yes, I still prefer to sit over standing for long periods of time, the real deal is I'm pregnant.

Baby number 3 (or pregnancy number 4, however you want to look at it) is due August 28th. Thanks for following me on this adventure of taking care of 5 kids, 6 and under 4 days a week (pray for me!).

And I do appreciate not losing any followers (for the past 2 weeks at least) because I haven't been the best bloggy friend. A friend visits your bloggy neighborhood and says 'hi', I promise I will again, after the thought of being on the computer and staring at a 7" screen stops making my stomach hurl.

Hugs and all that sappy stuff,
Anti-Supermom and baby!