little white lies

The little white lies I tell myself:

-Eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon is not really eating.

-Pajama pants actually do make me look thinner.

-My hair looks good in this partially up, partially down, hair half way in a ponytail, the rest hanging out of the sides look; that I must look like 'someone' famous who can pull off the 'just rolled out of bed' look.

-I don't actually need to have coffee with caffeine in the morning; no, decaf is just fine.

-I don't refresh my yahoo page 'that often'.

-The phrase "goin' all Gosselin on (fill in with whomever you are currently freakin' out on)" is a cool phrase and that I should try to incorporate into daily conversations.

-Rolling down the windows and turning up the radio allows me some 'me time' even when the kiddos are in the backseat fighting over some stupid empty coffee cup.

-It's my shoes that stink, not my feet.

-My laundry doesn't need to be folded because I'm just going to wear it and it get dirty, I have to wash it and it end up right back at square one, the laundry basket.

-Not stepping on the scale in the morning makes me happier therefore healthier.

-Not making my bed is actually better than making the bed, it's just a waste of my time and I'm not just being lazy. (Ha, this one is true, I just googled it; yes, about me being lazy but "something as simple as leaving the bed unmade during the day can remove moisture from the sheets and mattress so the (dust) mites will dehydrate and eventually die.")


Score one for me.