Monday, September 15, 2008

intervention

Intervention. I use to love that show when we had cable, I wouldn't miss a Sunday night. (Darn you, cable company for offering low, low prices for three months to hook me onto shows that I will never get to see again, unless you offer that same glorious package. See I'm onto your game). Wyatt and I sat down and had a little intervention of our own.

Me: "Wu Wu, we all love you and we are here today because we love you. You have to see that this baby crack/training toothpaste is causing huge problems."

Wyatt: "baa-baab"

Me: "You haven't been the same baby since discovering this training toothpaste. Don't you know that 'baby crack's first ingredient is sorbitol? (Now I start feeling like it's my fault since I was gestational diabetic with Wyatt and probably had a gallon of sorbitol during my pregnancy to get my sugar fix). It is all my fault, you don't have to be like me."


Wyatt: "wah, wah"


Me: "This is just a gateway to other forms of baby crack. This isn't going to lead anywhere good. I'm really starting to worry about your future."



(Thanks OHMommy for introducing me to PhotoFunia)

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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2008 at 9:27 PM

    This whole baby crack thing is so funny! I love the mug shot.

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  2. MarlaSeptember 15, 2008 at 10:29 PM

    my c has a baby crack problem... we hid it... now we have a problem getting our teeth brushed... i might have to go back to letting him suck on the bottle.

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  3. carrieSeptember 15, 2008 at 10:54 PM

    Oh no! An intervention really is in order, isn't it?

    ps - a girl I went to high school with worked on that show, behind the scenes!

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  4. Jyl @ MommyGossipSeptember 16, 2008 at 1:44 AM

    Oh! You are a wizard with Photoshop. That is hilarious :). I've been away several days and it is good to come home and look at your funny blog!

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  5. A Crafty MomSeptember 16, 2008 at 6:55 AM

    LOL!!!! I love that photo - although it's pretty scary! That toothpaste is nasty, I finally bought some all natural stuff . . . although apparently it tastes pretty darn good too, b/c my two year old used to eat it all the time :-)

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  6. amandaSeptember 16, 2008 at 10:05 AM

    honey that picture is hilarious and oh-so wrong at the same time!!

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  7. Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious?September 16, 2008 at 10:24 AM

    That is too funny.

    I hope he can stop on his own so you don't need rehab!

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  8. Miss LisaSeptember 16, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    That mug shot is a riot!
    Thanks for the laugh this morning :)

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  9. Carissa(GoodnCrazy)September 16, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    Funny! Maybe you should write to the company or something that makes that stuff?

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  10. CarolSeptember 16, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    Hilarious!!!

    I have to check out that photo site.

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  11. AracelySeptember 16, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    You better get that crack out of the house before your baby starts turning tricks to get his fix! I can see him now, kissing old grannies for cash.

    Girl you better believe that photo page will become a part of my arsenal. Thanks for mentioning it.

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  12. kristineSeptember 16, 2008 at 7:57 PM

    my sides are aching from laughing soo hard!!

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  13. Vashey FamSeptember 18, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    You are *too* funny! That picture is totally scarey! You should print that out and save it for a card when he graduates highschool...if your the kind of person who can remember. Me? No. My husband? Yes.

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